New Reformed English

See also: /Letter names

New Reformed English Words
keroke:		karaoke enkaiklopaidia:	encyclopaedia baidopilia:	paedophilia korepilia:	korephilia lâran:         to teach rikiša:        rickshaw kaiza:         Caesar wanisk:        unique

Example Sentences

 * We declare war on Russia.
 * Wī dıklēês wō on Raša.
 * Satan ate my baby and then he raped my daughter after killing Jesus.
 * Seıtân ītað maı beıbī ând ðen hī reıpað maı dōtā āfty kılıñ Ǧīzas.
 * I N THE BEGINING there was naught and nil and zilch and nothing. Then the Gods spake unto the void, “lulz.” And there was much rejoicing among the Gods with the blowing of whistles and the popping of party poppers and the displaying of various festive hats. And unto the void from the leftovers of the party, from these holiest of holy whistles, party poppers and festive hats, the universe was begun.
 * IN ÐƎ BEGINIÑ  ðē voþ Nōt ɑnd Nıl ɑnd Zılč ɑnd Naþıñ. ðen ðə Godəs spīkadəs antu ðə Ⅎoıd, “lolz.” ɑnd ðē voþ mač Rıǧoısıñ amañ ðə Godəs vıþ ðə bleuıñ oɟ Ʌısləs ɑnd ðə popıñ oɟ PātıPopyəs ɑnd ðə dıspleııñ oɟ ɟērıas festıɟ Hɑtəs. ɑnd antu ðə Ⅎoıd from ðə Lefteuɟyəs oɟ ðə Pātı, from ðīz heulıest oɟ heulı Ʌısləs, PātıPopyəs ɑnd festıɟ Hɑtəs, ðə ȷunıɟȳs voþ bəgınað.

New Reformed English Grammar
Personal Pronouns: 1st person - singular		aı	mī	maıself		maın	maı 1st person -  plural		wī	as	auselɟz		auz	au 2nd person - singular		ðau	ðī	ðaıself		ðaın	ðaı 2nd person -  plural		ȷī	ȷū	ȷōselɟz		ȷōz	ȷō 3rd person - singular (male)	hī	hım	hımself		hız	hā 3rd person - singular (female)	šī	hȳ	hȳself		hȳz	haı 3rd person - singular (neuter)	hıt	ıt	ıtself		ıts	ıs 3rd person -  plural		ðeı	ðem	ðemselɟz	ðēz	ðē yonder is back, bitches! ȷondȳ ız bâk, bıčêz! as is whence! âz ız whens!

Morphology
- Nouns - Plural		:	-ês th (as in "warmth) -->	-nes Genetive ('s)	:	'êz

Months
January		:	vanênþ		(1ênþ) February	:	tuênþ		(2ênþ) March		:	þrīênþ		(3ênþ) April		:	fōênþ		(4ênþ) May		:	faıɟênþ		(5ênþ) June		:	sıksênþ		(6ênþ) July		:	seɟênênþ	(7ênþ) August		:	eıtênþ		(8ênþ) September	:	naınênþ		(9ênþ) October		:	tenênþ		(10ênþ) November	:	īleɟênênþ	(11ênþ) December	:	tvelɟênþ	(12ênþ)

Cardinal Numbers
First		:	vanþ		(1þ) Second		:	tuþ		(2þ) Third		:	þrīþ		(3þ) Fourth+		:	fōþ+		(4þ+)