The Man

The Emperor
Has AIDS.

The Inner Circle
Has AIDS.

The Imperial Council
Oversees AIDS.

The Lords' Council
Has lulz.

The Commons' House
Is common.

The Ministries
Have AIDS.


 * The Ministry of Public Enlightenment
 * Propaganda
 * Education
 * Film, Games and Literature
 * Vice and Virtue
 * The Ministry of Silly Walks
 * Lulz
 * Silly Walks
 * The Ministry of Death
 * Prosecution and Execution
 * Ministry of Order
 * Law and Order
 * Proscription
 * Gifts and Remuneration
 * Ministry of Works
 * Transportation
 * Water Treatment
 * Power
 * Temple Maintenance
 * Ministry of Bureaucracy
 * Licensing
 * Ombudsmanship (Complaints and Grievances)
 * Birth, Death and Marriage Registration
 * Administration
 * Ministry of the Treasury
 * Bursary
 * Budgeting
 * Dispensation
 * Ministry of Righteous Jurisdiction
 * Armed Forces
 * Maintenance of Defence Network
 * Ministry of Commerce
 * Industry and Production
 * Agriculture
 * Employment
 * Mercantile Licensing (jointly with Ministry of Bureaucracy)